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An arcade game about an amoeba with huge evolutionary ambitions and a very questionable plan: keep jumping higher until nature admits it has a point. The goal is simple: cling to platforms, gain height, and avoid finding out exactly how deep the abyss goes. The higher the run, the trickier the stages become: platforms change shape, routes get tighter, and every sloppy jump turns into a scientific experiment with a sad ending.
Collect biomass to boost your jump, unlock new stages of evolution, and use a mid-air jump when ordinary amoeba determination is no longer enough. Every run is a chance to beat your personal record for height, time, and collected biomass.
Stonks! starts fast, pulls you in easily, and keeps reminding you: evolution loves persistence, but gravity is still stronger.